What's the best way to prepare House Cat?
I’m gettin’ pretty hungry but I don’t get paid until next week. Does anyone know how to cook a cat? Or any of the ways to skin one? I keep hearing there’s more than one way but I only need to know one of the ways I assume.
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chop feet of slice up stomach then slide your hand between skin and meat of the slice you made in stomach pull skin of
2 cloves garlic
1/2 small bottle soy sauce
5 tablespoons sugar
leave in this mix over night roast next day in hot oven
enjoy it tastes good
I think I would start with a flat cat in the slow cooker
Actually roast arm of Simon Cowell is better Th th th th th th!
now where did you say you live now?? can anyone also tell me the number for the human society fast …..!!!!!!!
take the 2 birds you killed with one stone, throw them into a pot, but don’t watch it (it will never boil). go to the store and grab some eggs and carry them home in multiple baskets, and don’t count the chickens before they hatch. throw the cat in a bag, and then into the pot (don’t let it out of the bag). when it’s ready, take the pot to the other side because the grass is greener over there and it will be essential to be as green as possible. break its bones with sticks and stones and the skin should slide right off.