My cat stole my credit card and spent hundreds of dollars on cat toys. Should I call the police?
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at
7:25 am
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Why are you lion like this about me? You really hurt my felines.
There’s a claws in my kitty adoption papers that entitles me to use your Master card to purrchase kitty toys. All you’ve ever given me is that stupid ball of yarn that I keep batting away. Darn it, I can’t even knit! What’s wrong with you?
You’re dumb.
obviously you are bored, try Myspace…………
Beware of Cat Burglars!!!
Do it!
Tattle on that thief!
Haha lol, good one dude. Yea, ttly call lol, they’ll take him away in paw-cuffs.
Call your credit card company.
cours kute kitty did
That’s purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect. <3
call them and tell them you are slow and that you need help on your common sense level
hahahahahahahah!
call an ambulance you need hospitalization
WHY YES YOU SHOULD!!! HE SOUNDS LIKE A CAT BURGLAR!!!
darn cat-burglar!
Yes. And maybe a pschyciatrist too.
did you escape from mental hospital
if you’re really bored, then why don’t you go out?
but i really think this shoudl be reported
*gives a shifty look*
What a crackpot. you’re an idiot. but at least it got a kick out of me.
idiot.
i would call the fire department. naughty little kitty.
oh my goodness….This calls for "SMACKACATMAN"…I do house calls for a reasonable fee….
Call animal control
It’s pointless. The police are powerless to intervene, as your cat almost certainly has feline immunity. You may like to get in touch with the Cat Embassy, but I wouldn’t hope for much.
WHAT!?!
Is that the same damn cat that made all those 900 number calls on my cell phone? You tell him I have been looking for him for quite some time….and he best watch his hissy furry back, too. I’ve already turned my case into The People’s Court and I know Judge Milian only likes DOGS!
Just tighten the collar, as tight as you can. lol Call the pound, that oughta teach em’! lol
lol dang cat yeah u sould call the cops
or
shoot him
then get a dog
call 1-800-my-cat-stole-my-credit-card
wow they really do have a 1-800 # for everything now days
No, call "The Big Cheese", he’ll round up hundreds of mice to beat the cat senseless.
Did he buy them on-line? If so, you can claim credit card fraud.
Your cat told me he’s got your credit card number memorized. May I borrow your cat?
Well obviously you are bored out of your mind. Try another website!!! P.S Nice joke though!!
I don’t think so but I would certainly think twice about giving him any of those oh so good fishy treats.
yes that happened to me before excpet it was my cats boyfriend that stole my card.Then he bought me a nice daimiond necklace to say sorry. I took then sued him for all he had!!!
No. The cat will lie.
good one. good one
u wont have to pay because that’s identity theft
All "pussey" deserves some credit, what toys did it buy?
No just shoot it with an air soft gun. He/she will learn their lesson, and you will feel a lot better.
Yes. And explain to them how all this happened.
well at least 2 people can handle a joke. This Yahoo answers site stinks…
"You’re dumb."
"Try myspace."
Try not answering the question if you don’t like the joke.Move on. People are no fun here.By the way yes call the Police maybe they’ll tase the cat. That would be fun to hear.
More than 2 now…Those other people are still lame.
i think maybe your cat needs therapy-if you go to the police she might be banged up and can you live without her? Is it possible you have hurt her feelings and she is trying to get her own back ? -at least she didnt burn your house down-communication is the answer- i wish you both well
Nah I bet he bought your Christmas present too!
No don’t call the police, this is obviously a case of late stage feline dementia.
Return the cat toys to receive refunds where possible.
Provide the poor kitty with 24/7 care – loving, kind, protection with plenty of treats and petting. Make him feel safe and loved. Your time is limited – you may only have a few more decades with this tormented kitty, don’t waste a moment! Spend all your time with him. Take lots of pics.
Provide lots of stimulation to slow the decline. Bird on a stick (that floof of feathers on a flexible stick), catnip mouses, laser red lights are all important therapeutic tools. Apply all liberally.
Good luck, and remember not to let the poor critter wander – it’s not safe! He might get lost and not be able to tell anyone where he lives. Demented cats often wander around lost for days!
I’m sorry but that is funny!!!! LOL
yes. there is a special branch of pussycat police that pay extra special attention to pussycat problems. I heard that onl last week in LA the pussycat police picked up a women that was beating her pussycat so bad the neighbor heard what sounded like screams (probably the pussycat). I myself must admit to licking a pussycat or two in my time. Some times they just need it.
Once I was at a night club and saw a very young pussycat, just beyond being a kitten, and I aproached her (they tend to be afraid of strangers in the night) and I gave her something to drink to calm her down. How does a young pussycatget into an Over 21 NightClub? Once calm I petted her a bit and eventually made her think I was her friend. After a few drinks I got her out of that club (A young pussycat can get damaged in a club) and took her home. I kept her for about a week and then one day she was gone.
I miss that pussycat.
Absolutely, and that cat thief should be punished further by no catnip for a year!
The nerve of some cats…………..ungrateful mew mew!
grrrrrr……….
Nah, just take away his catnip ( kittywana) & punish him that way. Give him one more chance, we all need a break in this life !
I guess it’s Merry Christmas for your cat!!
yes, because the next thing you know he will be sticking up gasoline stations for money for catnip.
Katy did it again, she stole my answer so now I gotta deal with two thieves. lol