Is there a treatment program for catnip addiction?
My cat goes through a dime bag a week. She hasn’t had any since friday, but she’s threatening to claw my sofa If I don’t buy her some soon.
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Not that I know of. You might have to buy her some of that nip or you can kiss your sofa goodbye. It’s sad when people we love abuse us through their addictions…I’ll say a prayer for you and your nipped out cat.
ha ha ha that was funny
Haha, wow, I’m sorry but that was funny.
Try tappering down instead of Cold Turkey.
Lmao, I hope so. My cat is the same way.
maybe shes addicted to it cuz uh, i dont know,SHE NEEDS FOOD JUST LIKE WE ALL DO?!?!?
the program does exist but it did NOT work for me
maybe the cat will have better luck
yeah its called atreatmentporgramforcatnipaddiciton.com
I just opened a Rehab Center last week .. Bring her on Monday, Wednesday and Fridays. I’ll be more than happy to help .. It’s a very hard habit to kick, I know .. I’ll do everything I can..
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Yes its called,
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The problem is you can’t help her till she wants to help herself.
That’s the first step – she has to want the help and admit she is powerless over the catnip.
My best wishes to you both, we’ve been there.
just go down to the bodega and buy another dime bag. if you smoke it with your cat it builds togetherness.
try crack instead
the cat just might get over the catnip(and get high on crack)
YES there is, u come every Monday i go..lol
Yes,it’s called the "Nine Lives Program"
It’s a really difficult course.
No pussy- footing allowed.
Hahaha. You should send her to rehab.
My little darlings eat the catnip.
I have it growing in the yard as well.
You do know it is an herb and also has calmative effects on your digestive system, I use it in all my tomato sauces.
Catnip with Chamomile makes an excellent night time tea.
We bought Cosmic Catnip from PetsMart and the cats love it. I discovered this brand has seeds in it as well, so I planted the seeds. I now have a huge crop of catnip.
My brother tried smoking it, just out of curiosity, but he said, there was no high, just a strange need to claw all the furniture in the house and puke up hairballs.☺
wow i hope your not serious