If I sprinkle catnip on my children's pizza, will they flop around the floor and go bezerk after eating eat?
Friday, March 19th, 2010 at
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Have they started playing with string?
Have they begun to claw the furniture?
Are they dropping dead birds at your feet and sitting there looking for praise?
Do they go to the bathroom and cover it up in the backyard (or the front yard)?
Do they start yowling plaintively at certain times of the year (usually spring)?
Do they lick themselves clean (particularly concentrating on some areas)?
Have they begun hacking up hairballs?
Do they purr contentedly when you scratch them under the chin?
If you answered yes to three or more of these questions, then the answer is probably "Yes".
You may need a head doctor, but I love the question. My answer: No idea. Probably not.
I’m sure they will, but the clean up afterward may not make it worth it.
Why don’t you test it out on yourself first and then let us know?
Actually they will probably Pee on your curtains and sleep on your feet at night.
I know this sounds really weird but no they won’t. They will actually more than likely fall asleep, it has the opposite affect on children. The reason that I know this is…my aunt puts catnip in her granddaughter’s bottle mixed with water and heated up, it makes her go right to sleep.
They will lick their azzes and bathe like mad. If you’re lucky they might even use the litter box.
Yes, but isn’t that what children typically do after dinner anyway?
Yes, they will.
I have tried this exact formula on Fabio once, and not only was he going bezerk on the floor … he also managed to cough out a hairball in our bed.