help!!!

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Resolved: Superman would defeat Luke Skywalker even if Skywalker had two lightsabers.
Resolved: If stranded on a desert island, having books you’ve never read would be better than having books you’ve already read.
Resolved: Washing your feet in the shower is pointless, as it is safe to assume they get washed from residual soapy water as you cleanse the rest of your body.

Resolved: Craisins are better than raisins.
Resolved: Slumdog Millionaire was just OK.
Resolved: A month-old polar bear cub has what it takes to kill an elderly elephant.
Resolved: Attics are scarier than basements.
Resolved: It would be better to have the ability to fly, even if you could only fly as fast as you could walk and you would get easily tired, than to have the ability to turn invisible for 14 minutes every month.
Resolved: Stairs are more important than doors.
Resolved: Nicolas Cage is probably a normal guy in real life.
Resolved: The phrase “Believe you me” doesn’t make sense.
Resolved: Girls with bangs look hot.
Resolved: Recumbent bicycles are stupid.
Resolved: Eating lip gloss isn’t a big deal.
Resolved: Radiohead is better than Nirvana ever was.
Resolved: The United States should invest in jet pack technology and alternative jet pack fuels.
Resolved: Making out with Mona Lisa would be better than making out with The Girl with the Pearl Earring.
Resolved: Red Bull should make caffeinated lunch meat.
Resolved: No one looks good in black jeans.
Resolved: Trampolines are only fun for about an hour.
Resolved: The United States should pass a law that says it’s OK for each citizen to kill one person and get away with it.
Resolved: Buffy the Vampire Slayer is much better than Twilight.
Resolved: If all cat owners put their cats in water for ten minutes a day, every day for a few thousand years, cats would eventually learn not only to love water, but to thrive in it, thus creating a very real catfish.
Resolved: There’s no way you can jump over a parking meter.
Resolved: It is better to eat a live spider than a booger sandwich made from the boogers of strangers.
Resolved: If you dug a tunnel through the center of the earth and out the other side, and then jumped into that tunnel, you would yo-yo back and forth through the tunnel (coming out the other side and then falling back into the tunnel) for the rest of eternity.
Resolved: The mom from the Family Circus comic strip is probably crazy in bed.
Resolved: Werewolves should not have super-strength because dogs are not stronger than humans. So, if anything, werewolves should be weaker than humans.
Resolved: Given the right role, Winona Ryder could win an Academy Award.
Resolved: Curious George is kind of an a**hole, if you think about it.
Resolved: Jack Black, armed with a book of matches, could defeat Jeremy Piven, armed with the serrated edge of an aluminum foil box.
Resolved: A bag of Doritos and a bottle of ice tea counts as breakfast.

which ones do you agree or disagree with?

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Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.

You find you’ve been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.

Your mouse has teeth marks in it… and a strange aroma of tuna.

Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about thier release of "CyberDog."

Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.

On IRC you’re known as the IronMouser.

Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.

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My HVAC employer, whom I’ve been only working for less than 90 days now. Had me on a nightmare of a job! The job was muti-split A/C system in a church. I was required to run over 800ft of line set, in 2 small tunnels (but very long) roughly 4ft wide by 4ft tall. And smaller in other spots.

On top of the ceiling other tunnels and along the side of the walls were pipes wrapped in asbestos. The tunnels were absolutely filthy, crap all over the ground you name it. Crawling around on your hands and knees and etc. Constantly bumping into pipes and etc….

After completing "all" the tunnel work, I started to get sick. Couldn’t breathe, tightness of the chest. So I went to a doctor they diagnose me with Bronchitis, and prescribed a bunch of anti-biotics. To make a long story short, I never really improved, I got worse from constant coughing spells and passed out multiple times. I was in the Hospital 2 times for testing for passing out while coughing. They claim my lungs are clear and my heart is fine and cat-scans are good.

So I’ve been out of work for almost 3 weeks now, and today was my first day back on the job. This morning I talk to a co-worker of mine and claimed on my 2 day of my illness my boss stated I might not becoming back to work with the company….. Like I was going to be fired for not being there….. So tonight after work my boss calls me on the phone and says today’s my last day?

In Michigan it’s a right to fire state. They can fire you for anything for any reason. But this is my question. Do I have a legitimate case going up against this company for my exposure to asbestos?
We were only given cheap 99 cent paper masks to wear. No suits or other protection, or proper notification on the job. No permits were pulled no nothing. I had over 250 joints in those tunnels and had NO leaks.

I have been to Hospitals/Doctors and etc, and have all the documentation to back up my illness. What could I do, and what should I do? Could I sue them for not protecting me properly?

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I dreamed that I was in this weird place with all of these tunnels and things. I was lost in the tunnel and there were colorful monsters. Jaggers, my cat, kept trying to do acrobats and someone hit him and I had to tell them to stop. I was lying on something (it was either a couch or a bed) with my male friend and we were looking on the computer at the second life website. I layed my head on his shoulder and he stroked my hair. I was caressing his hand, then his stomach. My head was on his chest and I was listening to his heartbeat, which was incredibly soothing.

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She writes really weird stories all the time. I will provide some example from her stories…

Sometimes they are completely random and jumbled, like this:

“Why should they come to the valley of life in the river the wind is are singing and blowing and which way you’re going the magnificent road to the tunnel of heaven they sing and they wander they went and they saw they never returned to the castle the magical feeling of fire awaits you the field of flowers simmering hours for hours and hours they waited and burned and at the end they turned and wondered why but knew it they knew it it happened they knew it and sorry they were for the king had come and wished them a Christmas and happy new year…”

Other times, they make a bit more sense, but are still really bizarre.. like this:

" I entered the kitchen, to find seven sickly cat skeletons quickly but calmly climbing the kitchen counters cunningly chasing six small silver mice. I made a mad dash for the freezer, yanked out a popsicle, and ran to the living room, careful to avoid the cats and mice as I exited. I wonder how those cat skeletons escaped their graves and acquired the energy to chase after the mice, I thought, as I slurped on a purple popsicle. I sat on the sofa, then stood, and stumbled over the sheepskin. I realized I was stuck, so I slithered to the nearest window."

What do you think about this?

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PARIS – At a golden statue of a flickering flame, fans of Princess Diana pay homage to her in Paris, leaving behind poems and prayers even now, 10 years after she died nearby.A French child’s collage proclaims her “unforgettable.” An Italian fan scrawls, “I still love you.”But contrary to popular belief, the statue wasn’t built for Diana; it was merely appropriated by her fans.With the 10th anniversary of her death on Friday, a few fans say it’s time she had a Paris monument in her honor — something permanent, unlike the memorabilia swept away regularly by trash collectors — and they have begun a fundraising drive.‘Shocking and flagrant’
Dominique de Fontenay says he thinks about Diana every day as he passes through the Pont d’Alma traffic tunnel where she died in a car crash, and he is always struck by the lack of a monument.“That seems shocking and flagrant, given Diana’s notoriety and the love that most people all over the world felt for her,” said de Fontenay, a 34-year-old event planner who conceived the project.De Fontenay teamed up with a jeweler and sculptor, Xavier de Fraissinette, who sketched out ideas for a bronze statue of a suit-clad Diana reaching out to a small child holding a bouquet.“The hardest thing will be getting her expression, her smile, her face right,” said de Fraissinette, who designed a sculpture for the Lyon, France, meeting of the Group of Seven industrialized nations in 1996. “It must not be a mortuary monument, she must be natural.”Raising money, slowly
After a few mentions in the local press, about 150 people have donated a total of ,500, the two said. Building the statue will require 0,000, said de Fontenay, a Diana fan who remembers joining up with crowds to mourn the princess after the Aug. 31, 1997, crash that killed her, her boyfriend Dodi Fayed and their chauffeur, Henri Paul.“I think everyone on the planet who had a heart was depressed that day, or at least filled with a great sadness,” said de Fontenay, who named his cat “Princess” in Diana’s honor.The plans by de Fontenay and de Fraissinette are in the early stages and do not have approval from Paris City Hall, where the press office said officials were not aware of their campaign. The process could be long, and they will need approval from the city council.De facto memorial
For now, the torch statue near the traffic tunnel remains the de facto memorial. A replica of the Statue of Liberty’s torch, it was donated in 1987 by the International Herald Tribune newspaper as a symbol of French-American friendship.Ten years later, mourners turned the torch into a Diana shrine, which seemed fitting because Elton John sang “Candle in the Wind” at her funeral in London’s Westminster Abbey.On any given afternoon, dozens of tourists crowd around the torch, snapping pictures and leaving behind cellophane-wrapped roses. After posing for a snapshot, 29-year-old Arijit Ray of London said he wished de Fontenay and de Fraissinette luck.“There should be a statue,” he said.De Fontenay already has a spot picked out — a grassy garden right above the tunnel where the crash took place.It’s all ready. There are flowers. All that’s missing is Diana,” he said.

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